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Arnachelum Michael A lovely track Favorite track: Tope Doge.
Zack Piazza
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Zack Piazza Y U NO BUY ALBUM IMMEDIATELY. VERY WOW. SUCH TALENT. Favorite track: tfw no gf.
felicitousArtisan
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felicitousArtisan This album is better than a joke album about memes has any business being. So many good tunes! Favorite track: I nyaned for hours ( ' w')‼ feat. 初音ミク.
President Hoodie
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President Hoodie I dunno, Sam. What are *YOU* gonna do? :3 \m|#SrsBsns|m/
Sam Mulligan
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Sam Mulligan Hey you, whatchya gonna do? Favorite track: Slam Jam (of the Year).
Garrett Varrin
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Garrett Varrin The Jimmies would be my other favourite but I can only pick one. So I picked the Professor Shyguy track.

Because of this track I went to a PS show and was so blown away I picked up all his stuff. Chipwin does a wonderful service with its releases. Favorite track: Helix Prophecy.
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The first (& probably last huehue~) April Fools themed ChipWIN comp (you honestly thought it was gonna be "Dickbuttunes = WIN", didn't you? lolol :3)! Why? Because Chiptunes = Serious Business, duh. 8-) \m|#SrsBsns|m/

Mastering by Dj CUTMAN, www.DjCutman.com

Sequencing by Kubbi, kubbi.bandcamp.com

Artwork by Nate Horsfall, www.lightningarts.com

Merch by pixiedruid, fb.me/pixiedruid

Track-by-track breakdown by Glenntai:
chiptuneswin.com/blog/guest-review-wglenntai-chiptunes-srsbsns-damn-it-there-goes-the-internet/

#SrsBsns YouTube Playlist:
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgVCxL8FYrnslyoTSToCxNffg7pgY-Nn2

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released April 1, 2014

Thanks goes to the following (ir)regular crew of delightful April fools:

Nate Horsfall aka FoxDragon (I made you draw memes! haha ♥); Chris Davidson aka Dj CUTMAN (I made you master meme music! haha ♥); Vegard Kummen aka Kubbi (I made you say "dickbutts" haha ♥); my fiance Erin "Ryn" McQuisten (Thanks for continuing to be involved, but mostly for putting up with the dickbuttery ♥); Maddie Ryan (Dickbutt stickers = WIN ♥); Glenntai for helping come up with the appropriately lulzy album title (the SRSest of BSNS ♥); Theory of N for helping inspire the "GT goes in everything" idea for the comp (SO STUPID AND SO WONDERFUL ♥); Leo & Yunanto for accidentally inspiring this whole idea w/a wacky Fb thread (DAT DOGE EVENT POSTER LOLZ); the *MOST EXCELLENT* collection of talented trolly artists who took this ridiculous notion and ran with it *SO* gorram hard that it turned into something *AWESOME* (y'all did better than even my crazy ass could've dreamed up! ♥); all of our most excellent chip & VGM radio pals (8bitx.com, geekbeatradio.com, areciboradio.com, Nerdy.FM, etc); Guile; the cherry-est Cherry Wheat that Sam Adams ever did cherry some wheat; the seemingly endlessly growing collective/netlabel/blog/CREATURE that is ChipWIN, so very full of *AMAZING* chipmusic artists, fans, & dickbutts; the love and enthusiasm y'all bring is what keeps this labor of love rolling along. And that *IS* some serious business! ♥ ^_^ ♥

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ChipWIN started out in early 2011 as a humble little Fb fan group. Since then, it has morphed into a dynamic international chiptune collective focused on promoting & fostering a more open & interactive chip community.

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Track Name: Glenntai - FUUUUUUUUUUUU (Apple Day Surprise)
- - Lyrics - -

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more

Ah

Once I rose above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
I was soaring ever higher, but I flew too high

Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man
Though my mind could think I still was a mad man
I hear the voices when I'm dreaming,
I can hear them say

Carry on my wayward son,
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more

Masquerading as a man with a reason
My charade is the event of the season
And if I claim to be a wise man,
Well, it surely means that I don't know

On a stormy sea of moving emotion
Tossed about, I'm like a ship on the ocean
I set a course for winds of fortune,
But I hear the voices say

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more no!

Carry on,
You will always remember
Carry on,
Nothing equals the splendor
Now your life's no longer empty
Surely heaven waits for you

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry,
Don't you cry no more,

No more!
Track Name: YZYX - I nyaned for hours ( ' w')‼ feat. 初音ミク
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Track Name: Here Between You Me - Forever Alone
- - Lyrics - -

She told me that I made her laugh
My wit just sees no end
She told me I'm the perfect man
Just like her boyfriend

Forever Alone
Forever Alone
Forever Alone
Forever Alone

There's a party for her birthday
I'm bringing beer and cake
I show up in my Sunday best
But the invitation's fake

Order dinner for two at a table for one
I swear it's fun
Order dinner for two at a table for one
I swear it's fun
Order dinner for two at a table for one
I swear it's fun
Order dinner for two at a table for one
I'm having fun

Forever Alone
Forever Alone
Forever Alone
Forever Alone
Track Name: Professor Shyguy - Helix Prophecy
- - Lyrics - -

Up
Left
A
B
B
B
A
Up
Left
Start
B
Start
Up
A
A
Red, this isn't the time for that
All of the voices in my head
Leading me through the path of Red

The Helix is alive within the fossil we deny
It cannot save us yet
'Cause when bloody Sunday comes
The prophecy of Flareon
Bigdig will be dead
And everyone will know
the Helix isn't just a piece of rock
It's our saviour

Guiding me every way
For 16 days... 16 days
Denounce the dome
and accept the anarchy in my brain

All of the voices in my head
Leading me to the day of dead
I don't want this anymore

The Helix is alive within the fossil we deny
It cannot save us yet
'Cause when bloody Sunday comes
The prophecy of Flareon
Farfetch'd will be dead
And everyone will know
the Helix isn't just a piece of rock
It's our saviour
Track Name: James Landino - lol, chiptunes
lol
Track Name: Urizen - Ask Not For Whom The Jimmies Rustle (They Rustle For Thee)
- - Lyrics - -

Across the vast and majestic gulf of time and space
the jimmies rustle softly.
There is no need to be upset.

There is a man, they say, who rustles jimmies well
and yet remains unrustled… or so the stories tell.
It's said that he believes "to set the jimmies free,
all jimmies must be rustled!"

That rustler was me!

Jimmies rustle tenderly
Jimmies rustle just for me

Arise one and all,
and fall to me!
For I am the rustler,
and you'll never rustle me!
Track Name: an0va - President Hoodie's Theme
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wtflol
Track Name: 1000 Needles - Lost Lobos
- - Lyrics - -

BITE MY TONGUE THEN SWALLOW TOO
DONATE BLOOD THAT COMES FROM YOU

STARING CONTEST WITH THE SUN
EAT SOME BABIES? SOUNDS LIKE FUN

WANNA GAME NIGHT? LETS PLAY SAW
I BRUSH YOUR HAIR WITH MY JAW

MURDER WIFE THEN MAKEUP SEX
DRIP SOME ACID ON MY PECS

HAVE A HEADACHE? DECAPITATE
USE SANDPAPER TO MASTURBATE

STIRRING PASTA WITH MY HANDS
PILLOW FIGHT WITH OIL CANS

USE A CORPSE AS A PILLOW
USE A KNIFE AS A DILDO

A B C D E F G
I WILL KILL YOUR FAMILY


Insanity Wolf, why are you so mad?
Perhaps 'cause someone kicked you in the nad?

Insanity Wolf, is it 'cause you're so sad?
So sad because you never had a dad?

Or is it because
You're alone
In a world you can never call a home

Or is because
you're disowned
Hurt so much your heart has turned to stone

( Some shrink talk…. >.> )

WANNA KNOW WHY I'M SO INSANE?

( YEAH! )

ARE YOU SURE??

( YEAAAH!! )

REALLY SURE??

( YEEEEEEAAAAAHH )

WELL OK, IT'S 'CAUSE

I WANNA F*** YOU
AND I WANNA KILL YOU
THEN I'M GONNA EAT YOU
THEN I'M GONNA POOP
Track Name: Sam Mulligan - The Coolest Story Bro
- - Lyrics - -

They said my story was cool and they called me, "Bro"!
The sarcasm was lost on me though

So I shrugged it off as just a harmless trolololo
But feelsbadman now I know that feel bro

I'm not too good at guitar solos
but what the heck, YOLO

NAILED IT

I'm sure by now you're wondering where the story will go
I just wanna know…
WHO WAS PHONE?

Just tell me!

Cool story bro!
Cool story bro!
Track Name: Shyabeetus - Chiptune Poop
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Chiptune Poop - Where there's smoke, they pinch back.
SPAGHETTI
SSPAAGGHEETTTTII
SSPPAAAAGGHHEEETTTTTTTI
SSSSSPPPPPAAAAAGGGGGHHH-
PINGAS
Ladies and gentlemen, Shyabeetus.

OAH, HOOH

OAH, OH, mah-mah,
PINGAS OCT-boi-OAH SP-MAN-MAMA-
Octagon! PI-PI-PI OAH Poop-GHETTI
Hey-hoho-roi-ro-roi-OH, MANNN

OH, man man man man (Octa-tagon)
Man man OH, man OH man man (OH, mannn)
Man man man man, man, man (Mannnn),
Man, OH, man man man man (Octagon, OH-)
Man man OH man OH man man (ta-ta-ga)
Man man man OH man OH Octagon! (Say...)

WHAAA-OOO-UHHH, WO-WUH-WUH
WHAAA-OOO-UHHH, WUH WUH WUH
WHAAAAA, WHAAAAA, WUH WUH WUH WU- (NO!!)

PINGAS PI PI PINGAS
PINGAS PI PINGAS NAS
PI PI PI PI PINGAS
PI PINGAS
PINGAS Pr-r-r-r-romotion!

*beeping* (Gentlemen? Gentle-mentle-men?)

Heh ha ha ha ha (Hambaga!)

HYU HU HU HYU HYU HU-HU HU-HYU (porika? oraaAAU)
HYU-HYU HU-HU HYU-HYU-HYU HU-HU HU-HU
Mmm-mmm-mmmmm... Bombs?
Mmm-mmm-mmmmm- (Screaming)

...HU HU HYU HYU HU-HU HU-HYU (hambaga, oraaAAU)
HYU-HYU HU-HU HYU-HYU-HYU HU-HU HU-HU (heh ha ha)
Ran ran ran ran ran ranranran ran ruuuuu!

Stop!

OH, man man mamaman, man man mamamanman,
Man man mamamamaman man man man!
BR-BR- BR-BR- BR-BR-BR- BR- BR- BR-BR-
RK-RK-RK RK RK-RK-RK RK-RK-RK RK

Ran, ran ran ran ruuu, ran ruuu, ran ran ruu!
Track Name: Together We Are Robots - Pool's Closed
- - Lyrics - -

It's summer time
a pleasant breeze is in the air
gonna call up my buds
gonna drink all night
gonna watch the sun rise

it's summer time
gonna have a crazy hotel party
gonna tear it up
gonna take up space
afros report in let's trash this place

if you didn't know,
Pools closed!
AIDS!
Pools closed due to AIDS!
Pools closed!
AIDS!
Suit up, don't fear cause /b/lackup's here
to keep the pool closed!

pickituppickituppickitup

it's summer time
habbo hotel's where I wanna be
they don't like our style
our suits and ties
habbo mods they don't fuck with /b/

if you didn't know,
Pools closed!
AIDS!
Pools closed due to AIDS!
Pools closed!
AIDS!
Suit up, don't fear cause /b/lackup's here
to keep the pool closed!

i dont fear a 12 year ban
do it for the lulz spending hours on 4chan
its a feeling most won't understand
i don't fear a 12 year ban

if you didn't know,
Pools closed!
AIDS!
Pools closed due to AIDS!
Pools closed!
AIDS!
Suit up, don't fear cause /b/lackup's here
to keep the pool closed!
Track Name: Dj McGRANAMAN - Don't Say His Name
- - Lyrics - -

The guy you really gotta watch out for is Candlejack.
Candlejack, w-w-who's that?
He's the boogeyman. The for real one.

Don't say it!
Don't say what?
Don't say his name!
Candlejack?

Don't say it!
Don't say what?
Don't say his name!
Candlejack?

Don't say it!
Don't say what?
Don't say his name!
Candle
Care to join us?

Don't say it!
Don't say what?
Don't say his name!
I'm gonna need more rope.

Scream.
AAAAHHHHHHHH!

He comes to kids at night and steals them from their beds.
Then he takes them to some secret place.
And they never, ever come back.

Oooh, I love that bit.
Track Name: Extent of the Ham - You Spin Me Around
- - Lyrics - -

I won't guzzle
All your food and wine
I'll keep you safe
Bugs aren't no friends of mine

But you treat me like
An uninvited guest
Even though I eat
All the pests

(Chorus)
Don't we have some common ground?
I spin you a web, and you spin me around
Don't we have some common ground?
I spin you a web, and you spin me around

(Bridge)
You think you know
What I am made of
Just by looking at me?
Can you see into my heart
At my hopes and my dreams?

Don't smash me yet
I beg you, please
I'm misunderstood
Down on my knees

Don't kick me out
I'm not like the rest
Put down that book
It's my one request

(Chorus)
Don't we have some common ground?
I spin you a web, and you spin me around
Don't we have some common ground?
I spin you a web, and you spin me around
(repeat x1)
Track Name: D&D Sluggers - Slam Jam (of the Year)
- - Lyrics - -

Nah, I'm good.